Of course Jobs would have an opinion on the OLPC. For one thing, it is a design disaster: green with rabbit ears? Really? Secondly, it runs a different operating system and is designed to be spread to people around the globe. Any evangelist pushing his religion isn't going to like a device that is designed to push another religion.
He might like, in principle, the idea behind helping people. But it seems obvious to me that he'd feel this way about the actual device. If you don't like FSJ, don't read it anymore. Seems like you don't get it anymore. As MykGuad says above - it is satire. And, it IS totally in character.
Enough is enough, Mr Lyons. Stop the pretense already.